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What is the deal with Gerard? His name was Gerard he was French Canadian by birth and had recently just been thrown out of a residential 12 step program for making statues of the Rehab staff from his own feces(Gerard was an artist). Gerard gave the surly bartender quick handjob and received a draft beer as a reward .He sat down beside Jackie and let loose a ripping fart followed by some gurgling noises that indicated to Jackie it was a wet one. Their eyes locked for a moment hers alight with anticapation and his bloodshot from smoking low quality peanut butter crank for three days straight. He smiled and spit out a tooth while touching the front of his pants and Jackie instinctively knew this mans tool would be stretching her anus before the sun came up. She offered him a cigarette as an ice breaker and Gerard declined prefering his own shoplifted tobacco rolled in toilet paper. They talked till closing, Jackie about her lonelieness and Gerard repeatedly attempting to borrow forty dollars. Jackie made her move on the sidewalk in front of the bar. As Gerard was vomiting on his knees and begging Jesus to end his wretched existence with a lightning strike to the groin Jackie suggested they head back to her house for one more drink. Gerard composed him self and attempted to wipe the bile and blood of his army surplus jacket. It was a night of passion and freakish sex like Jackie had never had in awhile Gerards drug addled mind and imagination mixed with his French Canadian anal sex skills left Jackies poophole like a roadside bomb had exploded in her ass. Jackie collapsed in Gerards arms satisfied and happy , Gerard pretended to sleep and pulled scabs from his weiner stick. On awakening the next day Jackie found Gerard gone along with her purse and everything of value in her home. She didnt care it was worth it and she could replace everything.Where her grandmothers China collection used to be Gerard had left a warm can of what turned out to be the greatest thing Jackie had ever tasted it was ed Pabst Blue Ribbon. Jackie still enjoys seeing Gerard but never at her house anymore always at his place (1972 ElCamino parked behind the bar).
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